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Howdy! Glad you could join me here in my textured navy world. As soon as Farore can get the hang of inserting pictures
in the middle of text (which will probably involve digging out some crs notes because tripod won't let ya do it) My collegues
and i will be more than happy to shed some light on your problems and answer questions and suchlike. In case you're not familiar
with who the hell we are, I'll introduce you to the gang that will be taking time for YOU! And answering your
questions. I can't do it all myself, you know. I'm a busy man. But never fear, I've made sure these people are worthy of being
on my show/column thingy.
Dyluck will be on hand to answer some of your questions, the ones that require extensive thought and possibly trained
monkeys. He may be young, but he's damn brilliant. He even knows the Caramilk secret.
Thanatos may be the Greek personification of death, but he's pretty darn swift when it comes to 80's trivia and saturday
morning cartoons. This guy knows it all. But we're still not sure if he's a yak or a man in a yak mask OR a yak in a skull
mask.
Magus is only here because he's got nothing better to do. And there's a Tim Hortons right next door so he just doesn't
want to leave. Having worked in the news business for a few years, he must have picked up some useful information that perhaps
can be used in helping you people with your conundrums. He also knows how to point at people in a dramatic fashion.
Sergo's your man if you have any questions on how to get the best out of your stairmaster. Actually, ask him anything
and i guarantee you that his answer will eventually swerve in that direction. He's a good kid, though. Don't let that eyepatch
fool you.
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